- Use a poem: We have a little Valentine, Although it’s still brand new. You’ll meet our little Valentine, Its September, when we’re due..
- ”IS SHE PREGNANT?” ”I don’t know. Go ask her.” ”NO! WHAT IF SHE’S JUST FAT?”
- Success is like being pregnant. Everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you were ****** before you got there.
- Facebook should have a limit on how many times a relationship status can be change … after 3 times it should be change default to UNSTABLE!
- Unless you are the one who put this baby in here or the one who will take it out, you are not allowed to touch my belly.
- Silly is going to be a baby mama!
- Sizzle is cooking a bun with her husband.
- Before you were conceived I wanted you. Before you were born I loved you. Before you were here an hour I would die for you. This is the miracle of Mother’s Love.
- If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
- No language can express the power and beauty and heroism of a mother’s love.
- Unless you are the one who put this baby in here or the one who will take it out, you are not allowed to touch my belly.
- Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you…
- 2,800 teenage girls get pregnant everyday. Like if you like pancakes.
- There is a sanctity involved with bringing a child into this world, it is better than bombing one out of it.
- My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I can later ask him what he meant.
- My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I can later ask him what he meant.
- Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, but im 4 months pregnant, and its your baby .
- The time has finally come to share our wonderful news that we are expecting our first child together.
- I bet that in prison everyone’s FB relationship status is set to “it’s complicated”.
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