Sex Sms Messages – Funny Sms Messages

Naughty Sms Messages – Sex Sms

How 2 satisfy a women = caress, excite, cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper, console, worship, respect & love. How 2 satisfy a man = blow job!

A peach is a peach,a plum is a plum,A kiss ain’t a kiss without some tongue.So open up your mouth and close you eyes and give your tongue some exercises!!

Sex is good,sex is funny, all the people fuck for money! If you think love is funny, fuck yourself and safe the money!

What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them.

The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed.Today I’ll know better,so I’ll write it in my letter.In my bed I’ve seen so many faces,so I’ll fuck you at different places

What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

How to impress a woman: hug + kiss her, compliment + love her, protect + listen + support her.How to impress a man: Show up naked with beer!

It goes in dry it comes out wet. The longer its in the stronger it gets. We can have it in bed just you and me…its not what you think – its a cup of tea!

Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done! Uve now completed Christopher Reeves workout video!!

I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed.

How does a vagina look before sex? Like a lovely pink rose! And after sex? Ever seen a Bulldog eating Mayonaise?

A woman is like a pair of rubber boots. When they are dry, you cannot enter them, when they are wet, they smell and when you walk on the street with them, people laugh at you.

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