Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.
Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
Don’t let your mind wander, it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
I would have liked to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand me.
I’d like to see things from your point of view, but I can’t seem to get my head that far up your ass.
If you were twice as smart as you are now, you’d be absolutely stupid.
I’m glad to see you’re not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
You are not obnoxious like so many other people, you are obnoxious in a completely different and far worse way.
You grow on people, but so does cancer.