Pick Up Lines – Flirt Sms Messages

Pick Up Lines – Flirt Sms Messages

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Do you have a band-aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knee when I fell for you…

Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.

Do you like strawberries or blueberries better? I just want to know what to put in your pancakes tomorrow morning…

I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!

If you were a booger I would pick you first.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?

I’m sure glad I brought my library card, ’cause I’m checking you out!

Excuse me, is there an airport nearby large enough for a private jet to land?

How bout you, me, and privacy?

I heard milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much you been drinking?

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