New Year Funny SMS

New Year Funny SMS

I resolve to work with neglected children — my own.

I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.

A happy New Year! Grant that I May bring no tear to any eye When this New Year in time shall end Let it be said I’ve played the friend, Have lived and loved and labored here, And made of it a happy year.

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions! -Joey Adams

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. -Oscar Wilde

I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I’m not a clock watcher.

Here is wishing you the best ever New Year. Missing you a lot. Wish I could spend the New Year with you.

For last year’s words belong to last year’s language and next year’s words await another voice. And to make an end is to make a beginning.

I will stop considering other people’s feelings when they so obviously don’t consider mine – if that unwashed fellow sits next to me again, I’ll tell him he stinks!

I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly….

Wish you a Jolly & Bright 2009. Have a blast on the New Year and have a very happy year ahead.

January 1st: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock! January 2nd – December 31: Re-live victory over the sock. AND the Number 1 New Year’s Resolutions Made by Pets…

Stir the eggnog, lift the toddy, Happy New Year, everybody. -Phyllis McGinley

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to. -P.J. ORourke

I will NOT chase the damned stick unless I see it LEAVE HIS HAND.

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