Funny Sms Jokes for Facebook Timeline

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Kung akala mo importante ka sa akin, kung akala mo may tiwala ako sayo, kung akalamo namimiss kita at kung akala mo friend kita…Korek ka dyan!

I hereby nominate my Ex and Ex’ parents to do the Hot Boiling Water Challenge!

I’m sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you’re a grownup, I have one question….. What happened?

Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me!

Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose – your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don’t have!

Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face.

The only people whom I greet “Good morning” are those who are smart, cute and malakas ang sex appeal. So, pano ba yan? E di good afternoon na lang sayo!

People who live in glass houses should move out and rent the premises to beautiful women!

A man who has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings!

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