Funny Quotes about Sex – Funny sex Sayings

Funny Quotes about Sex – Funny sex Sayings

“My girlfiend said to me in bed last night’ ‘you’re a pervert’ I said, ‘that’s a big word for a girl of nine’.”  Emo Philips.

Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got. (Sophia Loren)

“When I’m good I’m very, very good but when I’m bad I’m better.”
Mae West.

“What’s wrong with a little incest? It’s both handy and cheap.” James Agate

“We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.”  Robin Williams.

“Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.  RD Laing.

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation… The other eight are unimportant. (Henry Miller)

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. – Phyllis Diller

I’m a terrible lover. I’ve actually given a woman an anti-climax. – Scott Roeben

Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It’s much sexier than any body part. (Aimee Mullins)

“Love is the answer – but while you’re waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.   Bill Maher

Kids. They’re not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.  Milton Berle

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, ‘You’re only interested in one thing,’ and you can’t remember what it is.

“I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though.”  Elton John.

“My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects.”  Les Dawson

“I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”   Woody Allen