Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

What is the difference between a cat and a dog, Dogs think: Humans are benevolent, they feed me, and take care of me, so they must be Gods; cats instead think: HUmans are benevolent, they feed me, and take care of me, so I must be God.

Marcial en el sofa escuchando radio
La BBC de Londres presenta “Aprenda ingles por radio”
– “How are you John” (¿Cómo esta Usted John?)
– Y Marcial contesta: – Como el coulou

Athanasius decide regarle his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas
Their friends when they ask:
– Perhaps your wife did not want one of those sports cars Four-wheel drive. ”
If true, says Athanasius;
– But where the hell was going to find a career porch false?

Three men are captured by a tribe and told them that if the three together measure penis 2M were let go. Then one takes 1M, another 99cm, and another 1CM. When released ..
The first says:
– “Had it not been for my penis meter ….!
the other:
– Had it not been for my 99cm
and third,
– If it had not been because I had steep

– See Romualdo, a woman with a mustache!
– Shut up, you idiot, that’s my mother.
– You have to see how well it is, man.

Two friends: What do you think of women when they have sex with us do it for love or interest?
– Mine does it for love. . .
– How are you so sure?
– Because what interest does not either.

These are 3 men in a pub having a beer and the bartender asks one of them that’s your wife?
-Groups has been very good to see the movie of the 3 little pigs and we had three children
the waiter asks another man and that this is yours?
Post-mine also gone to see the movie of the 6 dwarfs and we had 6 children
The last man ran out of the bar and the bartender asks why run
– Is that mine has been to see the film of 101 Dalmatians

He says one man to another:
– What you choose to shock or death?
-Shock
-Bu
– Pull that scary!
-Have chosen death.

What is the difference between a cat and a dog?

Dogs think: Humans are benevolent, they feed me, and take care of me, so they must be Gods;

Cats instead think: HUmans are benevolent, they feed me, and take care of me, so I must be God.

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