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Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won’t make it WHITE.

From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.

Its around this time each year that i just enjoy going outside and seeing my christmas lights already set up from the year before.
Its December 26 so Christmas is over so lets turn off the damn music and take down the stinking lights!

Each one of you are precious to me! I am so blessed to have you in my life and I love each one of you! Wishing you a beautiful Christmas & a Happy New Year.

May this Christmas be so special that you never ever feel lonely again and be surrounded by loved ones!

Can I have your picture, So Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me on this CHRISTMAS.

To my friends and family, near and far, I love you all and hope you have a Merry Christmas..

The best gifts in life will never be found under a Christmas tree! Those gifts are friends, family, kids and the one you love!!

Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.

Selfishness makes Christmas a burden, love makes it a delight.

“SANTA” rearranged is “SATAN”…I’m on to you fat man.

Dear Santa, I would like a thin body and a fat bank account. Don’t mix it up this year!

Christmas carols tend to make me a little homicidal, especially in November..
is wondering if you like real ones or the fake ones better ? ….Hey ! You pervert. I was talking about Christmas trees !

I am dreaming of a “White Christmas” Too bad it doesn’t snow here..

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone. Keep the Christ in Christmas, and share the love, peace and forgiveness.

Christmas was best when I used to believe in Santa Clause.. I wanna be 19 again.

Wishing all my family and friends a happy and healthy Christmas and New

Year. Be safe and Don’t Drink and Drive.

Christmas, shouldnt be about gifts, it should be about love, forgiveness, kindness, compassion, to give and be someones angel when they need it the most.

This year’s Christmas shoppin is gonna be soooo easy…am gettin everyone $1 batteries with a note sayin, “toys not included”.

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