Funny Christmas Messages for The loved Ones – Christmas Sms 2012
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.
Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
Christmas shopping is awesome, only when it is for you.
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
Is it legal for a obese man to ride on reindeers? Is PETA listening?
Hasn’t Santa ever heard of Diet Coke and the treadmill?
Officially accepting applications for a winter boyfriend. Must be willing to do Christmas activities with me. No gift exchange required.
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and all your cash suddenly disappears!
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
You are all that I want this Christmas! No actually, I wouldn’t mind a car, diamonds and some cash too!
There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not b a child.
Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles.
This Christmas I’ve decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket….so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.