Funny Celebrity Jokes Online

Here are the funniest Celebrity Jokes. Celebrity Jokes online.

Q: What is the difference between Slumdog Millionaire and Slimeball Millionaire A: Slimeball Millionaire is a movie about Bernard Madoff.

Q: How cold is a New York winter? A: So cold that Bernie Madoff is actually looking forward to burning in hell!

Q: Did you hear about that car 50 Cent sent to his mechanic? A: The engine was shot…just like everything else.

Q: What did Tony yayo say when 50 Cent got a new sweater? A: G-U-NIT

Q: Why couldn’t G-Unit get on the bus? A: Because they didn’t have 50

Q: Why is Ashton Kutcher so pale? A: Because theres no light in the closet!

Q: Why is it sometimes alright to judge a book by its cover? A: Sometimes it’s named ‘Ashton Kutcher’, and you know its crap!

Q: What does Ashton Kutcher’s asshole and his mouth have in common? A: They both produce the same shit!

Q: Why did the charges for Jamie Foxx’s alleged stalker get dropped? A: He said his name is Bill O’Reilly and he is a “Fox talker” not a “Foxx stalker”!

Bill Clinton makes a State of the Union address to the American people on TV and says: “I have good news and bad news. First of all, there is a God. Secondly, everything we have worked for since the revolution will be destroyed in 3 days.”

Bill Gates convenes a meeting of the board of directors and says: “I have good news, and really good news. First of all, there is a God, and He spoke to me personally. Secondly, in 3 days, and we won’t have to fix the bugs in Windows XP!”

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