Funny Black Jokes
Q: What does a black person get for Christmas?
A: Your bike!!!
Q: How do you keep black people out of your back yard?
A: Hang one in the front!!
Q: What is the difference between a black and a bucket of shit?
A: The bucket.
Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
Q: How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?
A: Moved the trees closer together.
Why are black people funny?
Because they’re black.
What’s the difference between batman and a black man?
Batman can go to the store with out robin.
How many blacks does it take to clean a toilet?
None, it’s a woman’s job.
Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
Q: What’s the definition of the word “Confusion”?
A: Father’s day in Harlem.
Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam?
A: Because every time the seargeant said: “Get down!” they stood up and started dancing.
Q: What did God say when he saw the first black person?
A: Ooops, I burnt one!
What is black, red, purple,and yellow?
A black person going to church.
How do they make roads in South Africa?
They make the black people lay down and have every other one smile.
What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A Basketball player.