Funny Birthday Wishes and Messages – Funny Happy Birthday Wishes for Friends

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People say that with age comes wisdom. I don’t know about you but I’d rather be young and stupid than old and wise. Happy birthday!

Don’t worry about your age, you will be older next year… Happy birthday!

If the love you take is equal to the love you make, you must be the world’s most loved and loving person. I’m glad I get to bask in the sunshine of your love. Happy birthday!

I was searching for the perfect way for wishing you a happy birthday, that I totally lost track of time… So now I need to wish you a happy belated birthday, don’t say that I didn’t try…

Speaking of a half century, how are you? Feeling old today? Don’t — you’re as old and cool as the first Mustang built a half century ago! Happy 50th birthday!

It’s that time again…your 29th birthday! Happy birthday. You look so mature for your age.

For someone who’s just turned 80, you only look a day over 79. Seriously, though, you look and act even younger than any 60 year old I know. Happy birthday!

I couldn’t choose between all those cool gifts, so I didn’t bought you anything… But just by being here with you and giving you a lot of attention, I most be the most perfect gift there is! Enjoy your birthday!

People say that with age comes wisdom. I don’t know about you but I’d rather be young and stupid than old and wise. Happy birthday!

I thought about giving you something you’d treasure the rest of your life but what’s the point of spending money on a gift that’s only good for a few years. Happy birthday, old fart!

Happy birthday my best friend! I will always be there for you, unless we would jump out of a plane with just one parachute. Then I will miss you!

Don’t think about how old you are. Think how blessed you are. Think about all the experiences you’ve had in life—both good and bad—that have brought you this far. Here’s to life! Happy birthday!

On your special day, I have the perfect gift for you, a gift that’s guaranteed to get you through thick or thin, feast or famine, sink or swim and all or nothing: my undying love (and my credit card, if necessary). Happy birthday!

Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Happy B-Day

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday’

On your birthday, you need to laugh with your age. If you don’t, everybody else will do it for you..

Sure, good friends remember your birthday and forget your age. But great friends remember your birthday and get you smashed to the point you forget your own age. Happy birthday! Let’s party, BFF!

I always told everyone that you are a good girl. But now that it’s your birthday I will tell everyone,
that you’re a bad girl who never got caught…

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