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Help, come save me… I’m a hostage… you can find me at work.

I’m jealous of Kindergartners. They get lunch AND a nap during the day. Ahhh the good life.

Wouldn’t it be WONDERFUL if the work week went by as quickly as our days off??

Nobody’s a natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better

Had to attend a “Workplace Violence” seminar and was very disappointed. I was hoping it was going to be a “how to” class.

I told my boss 3 companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my present job. they asked which 3 were interested. I said the gas, electric & cable

Feelin’ that old, familiar, hot ‘n sticky nausea? That’s MONDAY people.. Embrace the horror.

Is there any chance at all I can just skip this whole work thing today, and move straight to the 5:00 part? No? Damn…

Yeah, I know, “No Food Allowed In The Changeroom”. Don’t think of it as food, think of it as shit in it’s pre-shit state, and it’s OK to shit in the changeroom!

Work hard to get what you like, otherwise you ll be forced to like what you get.

After Monday & Tuesday, even a Calendar has W T F?

In life, opportunities aren’t handed out, they are taken.

Feelin’ that old, familiar, hot ‘n sticky nausea? That’s MONDAY people.. Embrace the horror.

I love all the creative status’s about not wanting to go to work or hating work but lets just all go ahead and say it finally… F**K Work… Seriously

By the way – that was sarcasm, not enthusiasm!

Wouldn’t it be WONDERFUL if the work week went by as quickly as our days off??

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Working here is like working in a whore house, the better you Perform the more you get screwed.

Heading to work since my whole sugar daddy idea keeps falling through

This isn’t Friday, had this actually been Friday I would be off Saturday!

It’s too bad that I am a mature responsible adult or else I would definitely be playing hooky from work today.

I’m GLAD to be able to go to work everyday-it’s the only thing helping me to keep my sanity these days!

Woo-Hoo … Work tomorrow. By the way – that was sarcasm, not enthusiasm!

A girl`s daily routine = Boys + In life, opportunities aren’t handed out, they are taken. + School + Looking good + Music + Gossip + Food + Facebook + Problems.

You can do anything you want to do no matter what anyone tells you, and you always do what makes you happy.

Getting ready for work, after all I would not want to make all the welfare people who sit on their butts in their WELFARE PJ’S miss out on lobster and steak!

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