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Facebook is like a fridge. Even when u know there’s nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.

Boss comes up to an employee: Yesterday you did a great job – in one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month! Thanks boss, that’s because Facebook was shut down for the whole day.

Hey! Wanna make $$$$$$ fast? Just follow my simple instructions. 1:Hold down the Shift key 2:Press the number 4 four times. It’s that easy.

Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, “God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?” And response from heaven, “A moment, I just finish this status..”

Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends’ houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.

Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.

A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now.. I see, do you know what’s the operating system on your PC? Of course I do – it’s Facebook…

I’m going to change my Facebook name to Benefits. Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.

Doctors finally figured out whats wrong with a girls brain; on the left side, there’s nothing right; and on the right side, there’s nothing left.

When I die I want my body to donate for research, but more specifically to a scientist who is working on bringing dead bodies back to life.

Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.

Facebook is like a fridge. Even when u know there’s nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.

Status I didn’t fall down, I attacked the floor.

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