Easter Bunny Funny Jokes 2014 – Facebook Jokes for Fb Timeline

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How do you catch the unique Easter bunny?
Unique up on it!

What kind of music do bunnies like?
Hip Hop

What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare brain.

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
Its been nice gnawing you.

How many hairs in a rabbit’s tail?
None, they’re all on the outside.

Why is a rabbit like a cent?
Because it has a head on one end and a tail on the other.

What do bunnies do when they get married?
Go on a bunnymoon!

Which airline does the Easter bunny use?
British Hare-ways!

Why does the Easter bunny hide the eggs?
He doesn’t want anyone to know he’s been up to no good with a chicken!

Why can’t Easter bunnies be comedians?
They’d crack eachother up!

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
Just look for the gray hares.

What did the Easter bunny give his girlfriend?
A 10 carrot ring!

What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a counterfeit cent?
One is a mad bunny and the other is bad money.

What do you get when you cross and insect and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.

What’s the Easter bunnies favourite game?
Hopscotch!

How does the Easter bunny keep cool?
He has hare-conditioning!

Why did the Easter bunny cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.

Why did the Easter bunny cross the road?
Because his friends egged him on!

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

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A funny bunny.
What kind of books does the Easter bunny read?
Ones with hoppy endings!

How does an Easter bunny keep his hair looking good?
With a hare dryer!

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