Cheesy Pick-up Lines! Flirty Lines 2014

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Cheesy pick up lines, corny pick up lines, dirty pick up lines, funny pick up lines. While their demeanor is seen as forward, it’s a refreshing change to see a woman take charge sometimes.

  • I’m sorry, I don’t think we’ve met. I wouldn’t forget a pretty face like that.
  • My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
  • Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
  • Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
  • I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
  • Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.
  • Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.
  • Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be your man.
  • Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
  • I have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
  • Let’s make like a fabric softener and ‘Snuggle
  • I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
  • Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  • Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
  • You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
  • Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
  • You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
  • Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
  • I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
  • Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  • If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
  • If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  • Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?
  • Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.
  • Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
  • Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  • Be unique and different, say yes.
  • I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
  • I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
  • I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.
  • Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
  • I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
  • Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.
  • You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.

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