20 Funny Birthday Messages, Wishes, Greetings

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You will soon start a new phase of life! But that can wait until you are older. Enjoy another year of being young. Happy Birthday.

It is your birthday so I’ll make the toasts and you make the boasts. Happy Birthday.

They say that with age comes wisdom. I’m not so sure…I’ve met a lot of really stupid old people. So far, you’re not one of them. Happy birthday.

Whoever said that time waits for no man, but stands still for a woman of 30, is an idiot. No woman in her right mind would admit to turning 30. Happy 29th birthday!

Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.

Happy birthday. Don’t be sad you’re a year older. Keep your chin up…if you can! Well, you know what I mean.

If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them! Happy birthday!

Time may heal all wounds, but it leaves you with an unhealthy glow, saggy skin and crow’s feet. Happy birthday (it’s better than the alternative)!

Happy birthday. At our age, the only way to look younger is to add at least a decade to your age.

Happy birthday. At your age, you should really go BIG…starting with BIG print.

I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you get better looking every year. Happy Birthday.

I wish that I could be the greatest friend in the world, but there is no way to be a better friend than you are. Happy Birthday.

I’ve been that age. I’ve done that age.

Happy birthday! Considering all the candles on your cake, I hope you remembered to top up your fire insurance.

We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

Happy birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake.

You will soon start a new phase of life! But that can wait until you are older. Enjoy another year of being young. Happy Birthday.

It is your birthday so I’ll make the toasts and you make the boasts. Happy Birthday.

Happy birthday! At our age, I don’t know why people expect us to remember their birthdays. On a good day, we’re lucky if we even remember where our car keys are!

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