10 Best Pregnancy Statuses for Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Whatsapp

Pregnancy  status

  1. Use a poem: We have a little Valentine, Although it’s still brand new. You’ll meet our little Valentine, Its September, when we’re due..
  2. ”IS SHE PREGNANT?” ”I don’t know. Go ask her.” ”NO! WHAT IF SHE’S JUST FAT?”
  3. Success is like being pregnant. Everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you were ****** before you got there.
  4. Facebook should have a limit on how many times a relationship status can be change … after 3 times it should be change default to UNSTABLE!
  5. Unless you are the one who put this baby in here or the one who will take it out, you are not allowed to touch my belly.
  6. Silly is going to be a baby mama!
  7. Sizzle is cooking a bun with her husband.
  8. Before you were conceived I wanted you. Before you were born I loved you. Before you were here an hour I would die for you. This is the miracle of Mother’s Love.
  9. If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
  10. No language can express the power and beauty and heroism of a mother’s love.
  11. Unless you are the one who put this baby in here or the one who will take it out, you are not allowed to touch my belly.
  12. Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you…
  13. 2,800 teenage girls get pregnant everyday. Like if you like pancakes.
  14. There is a sanctity involved with bringing a child into this world, it is better than bombing one out of it.
  15. My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I can later ask him what he meant.
  16. My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I can later ask him what he meant.
  17. Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, but im 4 months pregnant, and its your baby .
  18. The time has finally come to share our wonderful news that we are expecting our first child together.
  19. I bet that in prison everyone’s FB relationship status is set to “it’s complicated”.

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